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…Implores You To Suck The Following Eggs

by We Are Not Marmots

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“The advertising agency suggested that the manufacturers revise their formula to require the housewives to break an egg and stir it into the cake mix. Sales zoomed!” – Eugene H. Methvin, The Riot Makers: The Technology of Social Demolition

“In the year 1474 a cock was burnt upon the Kolenberg for having been accused and convicted of laying an egg. The cock was possibly an hermaphrodite.” – George M. A. Ives, A History of Penal Methods: Criminals, Witches, Lunatics

“Spitting her saliva into the fire, she cleans the child’s body first with an egg, next with a handful of herbs, and finally with the four chilis.” – Deward E. Walker Jr., Systems of North American Witchcraft and Sorcery

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released April 10, 1970

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We Are Not Marmots Carrboro, North Carolina

We are not marmots. We are a rock sneak. We play the drumkit, the electric guitar, the electric piano-bass, the red kazoo, the telephone voice changer and other instruments within the Mustelidae family. We release seminal albums and instructional pamphlets. We wear yellow jackets. We move our bodies like weasels, goddamnit. We are not marmots. ... more

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